Do you have a car? Do- do you have a car? Do you have five telephones? Then I got the product for you.. it’s the, uh. It’s the uhh… got it. It’s the IX-CC 5-portpremium USB car charger, this is that one fun.. tech. critic review, yes.
Something
really interesting happen when I logged on to my old youtube account last time,
week. Something about that account has caused multiple Chinese spam emails to
contact me and ask me to buy their product, so im reviewing them now.
The email
is not a joke, okay? Im not just saying this because they’re “Chinese companies
oh they all are so bad” because they’re not, its fine. Ah, the emails were full
of typos, and halfway through my correspondence with one of them hefg, he just
changed emails! He just sent me an email from a new account with a new name and
said this is me now.
So its been
very confusing but they’ve decided to start to sen, sending me their products
to buy on amazon because they love my
legitimate and serious tech reviews.
So today we’ve
got a car charger fo your car? For your phones. The great thing about this car
charger. Now the great thing about this five-four car charger is, it has five
ports to charge in your car one, two, three, four, fiiiveee. You might be
asking yourself why is it shaped like a cup? Now there are lots of these things
for you to buy but none of them quite as sexy as this one as you can see, so to
use this you pull out the little dildo thing pardon my language and you plug
this hole into this hole *plugs hole into the hole but not really* and then you
plug this into the hole in your car and then it will provide and that will
provide power to up to five cell phones.
The
unfortunate reality of, being in, your 20s is that you probably don’t have
enough money for a car which means this will be limited use. So, you could, tip
your uber driver with it, you could… sell it at the pawn shop and get some
munnie and buy some food, so you survive, you could even… ahhh…. Throw it away
and, if you don’t have a car what does it matter.
But the
shape of it is very nice to fit in the cup holder of your car and you can have
up to five devices plugged in at once, so, you got any friends? No? sorry to
hear that. But if you buy this it’ll motivate you to make some friends or to
buy some extra phones, so yeah I wouldn’t necessarily, don’t, you know, yesfdg,
doesn’t matter you know what this is okay its from china tough so maybe theres
a cool, uh, cool factor that’s another stuff wouldn’t have if you buy it from America
kind of lame…
At the end
of the day the ix- ec5 port car charger gets big thumbs up for me, because it
does, to be fair, it does what it says, long term maybe it’ll melt or explode
but I don’t think so, aaaand yeah, you can charge stuff in your car now which
you couldn’t do before because someone broke in and stole the car charger thank
you to IX-CC for the directions to where, be, and stuff.
Now because
it uses USB ports instead of a proprietary plug to plug into the cigarette
lighter, *takes hair* you could plug anything you sufggh excuse me, you could
charge anything USB in it so if you like have ps4 controller, heading to your
friend’s house to play Mario and your ps4 controller is dead you could charge
it on the way there which is pretty sweet.
And that’s it
for my review for the IX ec5 port car charger, uhh, theres a link to buy down
below if you’ve been looking for one of these I don’t know how much it is, as
usual as you’ll be looking at these things up before hand but I don’t, lets
take a guess, how much should you pay of it, it, its got five ports, and it’s a
fairly high output, im gonna go $25, $25, the price of the ICC 5-port, fghe, that’s
on sale right now for 20 bucks, 20 bucks, but usually its 40, sooo, I guess
they’re good that they’re bad.
Alright that’s
it for my review of the ICC 540 USB car charger I hope you enjoyed it if you’ve
got a tech product you want me to review you’re just gonna have to cross your fingers
or buy it for me because, fghe, im not spending money on these, are you crazy?
Hope you
enjoyed it ive got a couple of other tech reviews on the channel if you want to
check those out, also plenty out of content for you to look at, and, enjoy on
youtube.com slash eslimon27, thanks for reading this critique thanks for hanging out and as
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